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Adult SMS / Text
Messages
A nice collection of
slightly adult sms messages collection.
Collection of slightly adult sms / text
messages in roman urdu, hindi and english.
some popular searches for such types of sms
messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms
forwards, free adult sms, adult messages,
adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult
sms etc..
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| Can we do romance in the
midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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| It’s the things that satisfies
your mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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| A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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| What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow
it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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| Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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| It’s too tight
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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| Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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