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Funny SMS / Text
Messages
Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and
send free Funny sms / poem / poetry /
greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text
messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good
sms to your friend, family or near and dear
ones.
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| At ur age hitler commited
suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the
class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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| Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
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| Essay on my best friend
Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
“MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay
he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.
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| “Father are everywhere but good
father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is
MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much.”
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| Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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| Song in different languages
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge
or kya
URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN
SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
Weā€™ll roam, weā€™ll loaf, weā€™ll sing,
weā€™ll dance weā€¯ll
freak, baby,what else?
SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami,
maja
karishma, kim karishyam ā€¦ā€¦.
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| Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti
Hai
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
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Teacher, student and kiss
Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package
hai..
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