Insult SMS / Text Messages


List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
 

 

At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Plz call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
 

 

Muskurati bohut ho
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

posted in Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

Banda To Begharat Tha
Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..
 

 

Woh konsa normal hay
Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2
 

 

An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.
 

 

 

 

 

 

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