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Kiss SMS / Text
Messages
Collection of Kiss sms / text messages in
roman urdu, hindi and english
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| Teacher, student and kiss
Teacher: kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package
hai..
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| A kiss is something
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
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| Kiss in Physics & Computer
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human
bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA
CABLE”
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| Defining kiss in Geometry &
Economics
What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which
DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”
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| Lips pe infection
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya
hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
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| Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times
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| A kiss…
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know
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