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Marriage SMS / Text
Messages
This category is dedicated for marriage
jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text
messages.
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| Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Definition of most successful married life
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
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| A person who surrenders when
he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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| Difference between boyfriend
and husband
Boy friend is fun,
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
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Husband is qismat phooti.
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| If marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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| Before & after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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| Because married men are more
obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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