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Misc SMS Jokes / Text
Messages
Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to
categorize, I consider them as simply
hilarious sms jokes
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| Chand lamho ki zindagi hai
Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
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| Kaam kaam kaam
Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
uske baad ek shaam
ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
to bhool jao kaam
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| Lambe safar main susu
Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,
Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai….
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| Baap ki tarifain
Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe
the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate
hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai
aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai…..
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| Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA
Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?
Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he
“Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA”
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| zara se cell mein de jagah tu
Zara se ‘cell’ mein de jagah tu,
Zara se ‘inbox’ le saja tu,
Zara se ’sent items’ mein ja tu,
Zara se ‘balance’ le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
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| Problem solve nahi hoti
“Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote”
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Expert comment
“Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote”
So Cheers!!!
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