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Misleading SMS / Text
Messages
By “double meaning or misleading sms” we
refer to those messages which are twisted
and tends to be different than somebody can
think of.
Enjoy reading & rating our misleading sms
messages collection
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| Plz call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
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| Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti
Hai
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
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| Aagar Raat Ko koi…
Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
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| What is 6″ inch long
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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| We will buy new wedding wring
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it
slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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| It’s the things that satisfies
your mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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