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Sardar SMS / Text
Messages
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| Sardar Bunks office
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar
daalta.
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| Daal suppose ki hoi hay
1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha
raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha
rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)
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| Sardar went to theatre
Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”
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| Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se
start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with
“T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se
start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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| Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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| Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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| Pani dene se pehle boil…
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
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Sardar drinking asli 7up
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
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