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Wife SMS / Text
Messages
Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages
which includes :- wife jokes , husband and
wife jokes etc…
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| Murday say lipat kar roti hain
Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana…
Wife: wo Q?
Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen…
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| Too late for garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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| 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
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| Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
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| Wo kia cheez hay
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
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Sakoon
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| Dream of receiving jewelry &
cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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| Difference between Husband &
gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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